Mark Geoffrey Young: The Best Ever Book of Birmingham City Jokes : Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who


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If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Birmingham City Jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Birmingham City Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Birmingham City Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Birmingham City Fan joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Birmingham City Jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Birmingham City Fans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Birmingham City Fan and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Birmingham City Fan brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Birmingham City Fan who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Birmingham City Fans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.
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Author: Mark Geoffrey Young
Number of Pages: 106 pages
Published Date: 21 Jul 2013
Publisher: Createspace
Publication Country: United States
Language: English
ISBN: 9781490585277
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